i was killing before killing was cool

thecountercurseisunjellify:

spazzynerd:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.

Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?

Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.

khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

locklocked:

PARTY = ILLOGICAL

locklocked:

PARTY = ILLOGICAL

newcrystalcitysteel:

gallifrey-companion:

not-your-wonderwall:

tammy—k:

every single one of these posts are gold

GADALF NO

yes this is pizza

aetheling:

guided by the light of the moon,
we’ll meet again and again.

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express